Top 5 Movie Monsters for Halloween
- The Blob -- nothing more scary than being digested slowly by a giant amoeba while it suffocates you
- The Thing -- nothing more scary than being taken over by a parasite, turned inside out, and permutated into a nightmare with appendages in all the wrong places, GROSS!
- Caltiki -- nothing more scary than being digested while being squeezed into a compact lump of bone, muscle, and tissue at the same time
- Zombies -- notice the trend here for the top 5 -- nothing scarier than being eaten alive by your significant others and total strangers.
- Alien -- it's pretty scary being used as an incubator. And they're all so gooey and sticky. And I hate gobs of mucus. And being eaten alive from the inside.
Top 5 Movie Evil Beings for Halloween
- Jason -- unstoppable and very nasty habit of skewering victims just when they're having fun
- Freddy -- he can easily turn your sweet dreams into terminal nightmares when you're too tired to fight back
- Hannibal Lector -- he eats you and thanks you for it
- Any Cenobite -- really, do I have to explain this one? At least Pin Head has a little class before he dissects you into chum
- The Reaper -- unstoppable flying menace who likes to take your skin before he eats you.